There is a well known piece of flaura in the tech world called a Flaceplant, or a Muchicus Painius (to give it it’s correct latin name).

Many of these Faceplants grow in areas of extreme pain in amusing pictures which you can find on the internet, sometimes involving motorbikes.

One company plans to end all this, and in 2010 this product will come out, making a previously deadly and dangerous situation into a hilarious time for all the family.

The D-air will aim to keep your face away from the speeding ground, and will inflate when you start falling.